Frankly Speaking: Arnab Goswami interviews Arvind Kejriwal

This is a spoof on the way Arnab conducts his interviews. He dwells and drills the guests too much on unimportant issues.

Arnab: We have Delhi CM Mr.Arvind Kejriwal as our guest today. Welcome Mr. Kejriwal.

AK: Thanks Arnab. Greetings to all the viewers.

Arnab: Mr. Kejriwal, thanks for taking out time to attend this interview. I know you are very busy with all that is going on in Delhi. But you know, our viewers need to be informed.

AK: I don't mind it. I have dedicated my life to the service of the people.

Arnab: Mr. Kejriwal, we have met twice before in this setting and I have observed you over the years. One thing I noticed is that you never coughed before 2011 but suddenly you started coughing, the first time in December 2012 and then it stopped and then it restarted, exactly in December 2014. So my question is why did you change your behavior? Are you faking coughing?

AK: You see Arnab, I am honest, I ....

Arnab: Mr. Kejriwal, you are deflecting my question. My question is are you faking coughing?

AK: I am answering your question, let me speak. You see I am honest, I ...

Arnab: Mr. Kejriwal, you are again deflecting my quesion. I am asking you a simple question, are you faking coughing? It is as simple as Yes or No.

AK: Arnab, Can I speak now?

Arnab: Go ahead, you are the guest. We want our guest to speak more.

AK: Thanks Arnab. So I am honest. When an honest person like me has to lie about other people or make promises that i know i can't fulfill, I get chocked, followed by a chronic cough attack. Just like if Aloknath, who believes in peace, is asked to beat a goon, his hand will rise as if he is giving a blessing. Similarly, ....

Arnab: Mr. Kejriwal. That is not my question. I am repeating 3rd time my question, Are you faking coughing?

AK: I get these chronic cough attack everytime ......

Arnab: I did my research on chronic cough. It can happen anytime of the day. However, your coughing seems to start at around 4 pm and end at 8 pm. I have seen all the videos of your meetings and i have observed that your coughing is a dry chocking cough and not a chronic cough. In a chronic cough, you have a heavy dry cough followed by a cough with mucous. So, Mr. Kejriwal, are you faking coughing?

AK: I get coughing attacks all the time. Coughing doesn't see the time of the day.

Arnab: No, Mr. Kejriwal. Our research team investigated and asked all your security guards if they heard you coughing at night. They said you don't cough at night. So, are you faking coughing?

AK: Arnab, at night, i don't have to lie to anyone or give promise to anyone, so the chronic coughing attack does not come.

Arnab: But Mr. Kejriwal, you also went to Bangalore to get treated for the cough and diabetes. However, our research says that you were mainly treated for diabetes and not for cough. Now you are not coughing. So were you faking coughing?

AK: Arnab, now i won the election with overwhelming majority so there is no need for me to lie or make promises so I don't get coughing attacks.

Arnab: I will let our viewers decide if you were faking coughing or not. Let's poll our viewers. Viewers, do you believe Mr. Kejriwal was faking coughing?

Arnab: oh that was quick, we received 66 replies, all from Delhi. 65 said No, 1 said Yes.

AK: See Delhi people still believe me and majority believes me.

Arnab: Mr. Kejriwal all of them were AAP MLAs.

AK: I hate Yes-mens. (thinking, I thought I drove away all the dissidents, who is the one that is still remaining).

Arnab: So, Mr. Kejriwal, thanks for joining me even though you didn't answer my question, it is always a pleasure to have you.

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Frankly Speaking: Arnab Goswami interviews Arvind Kejriwal