Today I was zapped to read about Apple, and its profits. It has astounded everyone, and make record profits, something like 1200 crores a day. Wow. And to think that Apple is prospering even after Steve Jobs is no more.i remember in the seventies when Reliance crossed 800 crores profit in the whole year, they said, Bombay dying is a 100 year old company, with 800 crore turnover,and reliance has 800 crore profit ! and today Apple makes 1200 crores a day !!!!!.
Today everyone is dieing to own an Iphone. I don’t have one, maybe it is a case of sour grapes, but who is who of the world has anApple. I have the Samsung Duo, pretty good, and I have heard it copied apple features and they had a big spat. Mine is much cheaper, and equally good. And serves me well, so I don’t feel the need right now for an I phone.
Last year Apple sold the phone in two rates, the same phone, but with two bodies, the plastic and the metal, the plastic one being a 100 dollors cheaper than the metal one, and both having everything else the same, and guess which sold more? The expensive metal one. Which one would I have bought ? the plastic one, for it was cheaper, and had the same features. That made me think, that thepublic likes to get taken for a ride, and willingly too. And that attitude makes money for Apple.
Steve Jobs was not much educated, but still he made so much money. Same is the case with Bill Gates and Warren Buffet. And also back home, Dhirubhai Ambani is another example of recent era. All entrepreneurs, with no family backing, who went thru rough times, to later on succeed and outshine the previous big companies, Steve jobs and Gates overtook the giant IBM and HP.
We see parents spending a bomb on the education of their children. They get degree , then jobs. These institutes teach the student to get jobs, but don’t teach them to start out on their own and become another Steve Jobs .
So a mediocre guy , who does not do well academically will not get a job. But he need not lose hope, he can open his own business, and hire all these educated guys, as Steve Jobs and Gates , who have hired hightly educated persons .
So here is one hypothical question for the ladies. Suppose a girl is unmarried, and looking out for a suitable match. She works in a big company, where the boss is matric pass, and hundreds of well educated persons work .She receives proposals from the boss, matric pass, earning crores per month, and from a collegue, highly educated gold medalist, drawing a few lakhs salary per month.
Both the boss and the employee are good in all ways, their parents too good. Which proposal should she accept. The boss would not require her to work, would take her abroad a few times a year, as he goes out on business, he can combine it with pleasure, while the coworker, he would want her to work, for he would need her salary to contribute , and his life would be not as flashy as the bosses.
Do let me know whatwould be her choice, or what would u do in that situation, I am curious to know friends.
So to those who do not get good marks don’t be disappointed, u could be the next Steve Jobs, having an apple every meal eh ! And be hiring all those intelligent guys who outshone u , and left u without a job. Smile.
KAMAL MAHTANI
Two new words are to be included in oxford dictionary:
1. Gumshuda- (n)- state of being physically lost.
2. Shadishuda (n)- state of being physically, mentally and financially lost.
A boy goes to a strip club.
His mom gets angry and asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad!
Master-Kal School Kyon Nhi Aye?
Boy-GirlFriend Se Milne Gya Tha.
Master-Kis Liye?
Boy-Yes Sir.
Master-Mene Puchha Kis Liye.?
Boy-Liye Sir Bahut liye!
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The guys were on a bike tour.
No one wanted to room with Kevin, because he snored so badly.
They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Kevin and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you ?"
He said, "Kev snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you ? You look awful..!!"
He said, 'Man, that Kevin shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Bill's turn. He was a tanned, older Biker, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and
bushy-tailed.
"Good morning!" he said.
They couldn't believe it. They said, "Man, what happened ?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Kevin into bed, patted him on the arse,
and kissed him good night on the lips.
Kevin sat up and watched me all night..
Obama ki wife ko dekh kar sab Hindustaniyo me "feel good" ki laher....
Chalo apani wali isse to acchi he.
Whenever I feel depressed in life.. I open my E-Mail inbox...
I find:
1) 10 banks are giving me easy loans.
2) I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.
3) 10 Job companies have best jobs for me.
4) 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.
5) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall.
6) 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.
And Approx 40-50 mails from Priya, Payal, and Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.
Zindagi main aur kya chahiye...?
What a Lovely Apple
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