The Cats and the Birds

People write about birds and bees, but I write about the cats and the Birds. I have to be different, na ?

Been close to a year, that my dear dog cum son in doggie form Tuffy died. He is buried in my lawns where I loving gaze at him everyday. He was one terror for the monkeys, cats and other pests, even the hijdas, they kept away, for he was huge and had a big bark, unfortunate though that he never bit anyone.

Now that he is no more, the cats have come to play. There is a mother and her two kids, who roam now my garden. They come and drink from the cement pot which we had for Tuffy in the lawns. And they sleep on my chair cushion that I sit on in the mornings to drink tea and read the papers. As I go for walks I see them sleeping so nicely, thati don’t feel like disturbing them.

And the birds do come to eat their feed on my boundry walls. And these cats eat these birds. Now I am in a moral dilemma, do I shoo the cats away so that the birds are safe, but then the cats will go hungry.

The cats are damn cute. The mother does the hunting, once or twice I have seen it, they run away fast after they catch a bird, maybe they fear they will have to share with me . poor things don’t know I don’t eat birds !

At times the cats are so hungry, tht the rotis that we keep on the wall for the birds, they get dried up, even the biords don’t touch them, I found the small cat eating the rotis. Hunger can make a man eat stones, I guess same way the cats eat rotis, in desperation. I want to give them milk, which we used to give Tuffy, but fearing the wrath of my wife, I don’t dare suggest it.

Let the cats play, till we get another Tuffy eh !

KAMAL MAHTANI

: The boss got out of a BMW 7 series and a junior employee remarked

"Wow boss thats great"

The boss said if you work hard, be punctual,

put in more hours of work in the weekends,

take fewer holidays,achieve your targets

I will be able to buy an even better car next year

A man reached a hospital with a broken leg where he noticed another man lying on a stretcher with both legs broken.

Very sympathetically he asked him in a low voice....

"Do you have two wives"?

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: A doctor told his patient, "nothing to worry it's just a cramp"...

But then he saw him wearing Armani shoes,

he said, "safe side ke liye ek MRI to karwa hi lo!" 

The Cats and the Birds