What a Crazy Woman this is

What a Crazy Woman this is

Whats App is turning pretty interesting. My brother read something in the papers, and sent me the pic by mobile, which I enlarged and read, and it was like one hell of a thriller, a roller coaster ride for the husband, and a mind spinner for the judge. Here is the link

MBA wife's maintenance plea rejected - Latest legal news and Legal Blog in India by LegalEra

in a divorce case the judge awared the wife 1.25 lakhs a month as alimony, she had the custody of the two kids. Should be enough eh ! And she has a rent free accommodation. But look now.

Now a few years later , she says life has become expensive, and she needs moer money. She told the judge that now she needs 5 lakhs a month, the breakdown being as under(petrol is cheaper, onions are ery cheap)

1) For vegetables for her and 2 kids – 40,000

2) Groceries - 80,000

3) Toiletries – 10,000

4) Hobbies of children – 60,000

5) Dog expenses – 4000

6) Personal expenses – 30,000

Even if u total all this it works out to less than half , that is 2.24 lakhs. She forgot the education expenses of the kids eh !

Well the husband pointed out that, her mother had died and left her the following

1) Shares worth a few lakhs

2) A farmhouse to her worth some 5 crores.

The husband also said that his wife is a MBA, and she can work also, to which the judge agreed and the judge said “The wife and children already have rent-free accommodation. Also, it's not as if the wife is a babysitter and cannot pursue any job..." said the court.

1.25 lakhs a month, forever, and a rent free accommodation, what more can the lady ask for ? And she has received the proceeds of her mothers farmhouse, now what ? is it fair, friends for her to ask all this. Did she not read about the divorce case which I had blogged recently, where the woman asked for alimony of just 1 Rupee, saying let if be on record, thati have received alimony, so that I cannot claim again, and that I am doing well, my husband can marry again, and he will need the money for his new wife and family.

What a gracious woman, absolutely wonderful. And this woman , she must be crazy. The amounts she wants for veggies, 80,000, I think she orders them from the Taj or Oberoi I think. Milk must be coming from Australia every day fresh eh ! like Gandhis daily dry fruits used to come by special flight from Afghanistan, her food too comes every day from Europe ?

She wants to spend a 1000 a day in parlour eh ! She does not want to work ? is she a gold digger , who has found someone to finance her future life, just because he made the mistake of marrying her ?

If I was in her place, I would not take a penny. I have self respect, and I would earn my own money. She is an MBA, she had better move her backside, to go to work, and as she starts working, to reduce that salary amount from the alimony. To reduce the burden on her ex husband.

I know I will get a lot of flak here forladies may not like wht I say, so be it, I believe u cannot make a man pay forever, just because he married u once upon a time. This is taking revenge . so what if he is rich, and is giving u a small fraction from what he is earning, this much is decent, as it is, why get greedy, and when yr mother has left u so much, stop taking from husband totally, tell him thanks, now I have my own, thanks for supporting me when I had nothing, but we continue to be friends, for children are common to the two of them.

For whoever was at fault , we don’t discuss that here. But thelady instead of letting go, is getting greedy.Good the judge ticked her off.

I swear what kind of human beings we have, rather inhuman beings.Chee

KAMAL MAHTANI

Lady patient - Doctor, please call my husband inside, I am not feeling comfortable.

Doctor - trust me, I am a gentleman.

Lady patient - no that's not the issue

Your receptionist is outside and my husband is not a gentleman...

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What a Crazy Woman this is