What a Muddle sorry Cuddle
DNA today had a great article about a lady in USA, rather Oregoan, where Rajneesh had settled down in the eighties. Here it is
Woman Opens A Professional Cuddle Store And Charges $60 An Hour To Snuggle | Business Insider India
this lady got inspired by someone who used to give free Hugs to people, something like Munna bhai did in Munnabhai MBBS, whereby he used to give a Jadoo ki Jhapki. Just go and hug someone eh !This lady too used to hug people for free, till she found out that it can be a moneyspinner.
So she made two changes, first from free it became paid, and the hug was changed to a cuddle on the bed. For 1 dollor a minute, a minimum of 1 hour cuddle, she will let u cuddle her, or she will cuddle u, or both will cuddle each other, gosh, I am confused friends, but well , let us both will embrace each other, but in a platonic way, I mean, like a brother or sister, or in whatever sense u take it.
You cannot fool around, she makes u sign a contract, that for the period of the cuddle, we are platonic, no other feelings etc. And do u know what, she has a waiting list of a 1000 people, who are waiting to cuddle her, or be cuddled by her. HAHA.And the camera is on, so the guy knows he is on tape, and cannot fool with the lady.
I assume , if she even cuddles, sorry works for 6 hours a day, she makes 600 dollors a day, say 25 days makes it 15000 dollors a month, which very few people make in USA. And with a waiting list of thousands eh !what a lovely business this is eh .
I just wonder what what can a cuddle do to a stranger ? She says there are old people, who just want to be touched, well fine, but then at least an hour every day do charity and don’t charge the old patient who needs a touch and as u say it has been years since anyone has touched them lovingly. And may I suggest to the pretty lady, that even I am old, a senior citizen, and if she can accommodate me, for free, I will forever be grateful to her, and maybe take over the franchise from her for India.
In Banglore they started the kissing on the streets, stupid youngsters, they should have started cuddles, and paid cuddles, like this lady, and the person would have minted money. To me it seems a great business idea really.
In fact I see a great opportunity for cuddling in the garden where I walk every morning. We guys, me included , go for a walk , for a lark, take a few rounds and then sit and talk more and walk less. We need walks to maintain our cholesterols and keep diseases at bay. But we take a few rounds, and then sit down to talk, whereas we should walk more. No amount of advise makes us walk more. Here is where the cuddler can come in use.
Say 10 wives , worried about the health of their husbands, get together and hire a cuddler for an hour, a pretty lady . She is the incentive for the oldies like us to walk more and talk less. After every round of 4 minutes, in the park, she gives a hug, and after say I have completed 5 rounds, then a cuddle, after 7 rounds 1 peck on the cheek to me, 8th round I give her a peck on the cheek, and then after 10 rounds , a big big snuggle perhaps, u see !!!!!
Now for that one hour , she is paid say 200 bucks, combined by the 10 wives of the walkers, so that makes it 20 bucks per guy per day, and for 30 days 600 per month per guy, which is nothing, compared to being sick, and paying doctors fees, tests and medicines.And not bad for her, 6000 amonth, for an hour a day job eh !
And this way the oldies of india, will be tempted to sleep early, so that they get up early, for the cuddler has fixed timings , say she comes at 6 am and goes at 7 am, after that u get nothing, so she will be improving the health of the men folk, and reduce the doctors fees.If Modi had thought of Healthy Bharat, I would have given him this idea of a Swasth Bharat .
Well for the ladies, I am thinking of hiring out of work , or middle aged actors, who are past their prime, and I can open an agency, and take a cut from the cuddlers and snugglers eh !In fact I am available but not for cuddles, I am a shy chap u see. But for 10 bucks a minute, minimum for an hour, I can keep u entertained with my corny jokes, verbal blogs, I can send u so many whats app jokes, and bring a smile on the face of the lady. Of course discounts will be there, but that is at my discretion. The prettier the lady, more the discount.
And I am sure I too will have a 1000 ladies waiting to sign up for my laughter services, and soon I will own a Mercedes.Right now I am spreading cheer and laughter for free here, a shame really.!!!
I am curious to know what u friends think of my idea, and if anyone is ready to be a partner with me, and /or take my franchise.
HAHA
KAMAL MAHTANI
What a Muddle sorry Cuddle
Try to entice your child by getting a toilet seat (to put over the toilet) in favorite color. Online, you can also search potty training videos. Or download some apps. Let your child see you once in a while how you use the toilet (if there are no elder children close to his/her age).
For the record, they did get me a simple jewellery set.